Could Netanyahu’s test tube children prove Zionism and protecting Israel is in the genes?

An investigative journalist has revealed a 50-year-old secret: Israel’s Prime Minister, Netanyahu, has been donating his potent Zionist sperm to fertility clinics globally for decades. In private, he shared with friends his belief that his weekly “gift to humanity” would foster Zionist fervor through the ages. Could his innovative strategy have succeeded? A regular descendant of Netanyahu now appears at Auckland pro-Palestine rallies, dubbed the “Lone Voice Zionist,” exuding military-style determination. Similar participants are surfacing globally, and DNA tests are underway to determine if they are also Netanyahu’s descendants.