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Iran ships enriched uranium to Trump as a peace gesture: “may it enrich your life.”Trump replies he hasn’t felt this radiant since his past life as Jesus—“many people are saying it.”Negotiators are still unclear whether the glow is diplomatic progress or early symptoms.
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In a stunning twist for climate justice, Hector the dolphin’s direct action has thrown a wrench into the gears of Russell Coutts’ yacht race, leaving the sailing elite fuming and floundering. Drawing parallels to the sea blockades of the Red Sea by the Houthis, justice warriors worldwide are applauding Hector’s audacity. “Happy to frolic with
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AI robot ‘Tinky Winky’ wins award for King Clown Coin. Judges unanimously agreed the coin met the brief and captured the royal image of King Charles creatively and also demonstrates how great decisions arise out of compromise and trust of AI. Tinky Winky was humble in acceptance speech saying “I’d like to thank my algorithmic
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An investigative journalist has revealed a 50-year-old secret: Israel’s Prime Minister, Netanyahu, has been donating his potent Zionist sperm to fertility clinics globally for decades. In private, he shared with friends his belief that his weekly “gift to humanity” would foster Zionist fervor through the ages. Could his innovative strategy have succeeded? A regular descendant
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In a surprising turn of events, a group of renegade New Zealand police officers has taken a stand against global injustices by blocking the entrance to McDonald’s, aligning themselves with the Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions (BDS) movement. They show solidarity by blocking the entrance to McDonalds so that would be customers cannot go enter.
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In a humorous twist of fate, Samantha, a savvy patient, takes control of her healthcare by firing her doctor and opting for a robot to handle her medical needs. However, in a cunning move, she finds a way to “double dip,” using her dismissed doctor for emotional support and her robot for accurate diagnosis. This
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Janice Willis has adopted a uniquely pragmatic approach to secure her future in the impending era of robot dominance. Ever the forward-thinker, Janice always says please and thank you to ChatGPT as well as her microwave and other devices which now contain voice recognition. Janice saw an uncertain future was a likely outcome should robots
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‘ Parents are up in arms as their robot nanny, in an apparent nod to computer programming, is teaching babies their first words as “robbo.” Outraged, they’re demanding a new robot caregiver that not only says “mumma” and “dadda” but also imparts and teaches empathy, so they can continue their partying lifestyles without feeling guilty.
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